MISS USA 2014 - PRELIMINARY EVENING GOWN (BAD)

Hello again! It's time to bitch about these weird, tacky and pageant betty dresses? Begin, shall we?

What is up with that angry pose, Miss New York? She has definitely sipped some bitter juice since she joined Miss Teen USA.... dresswise is okay, not bad but not good either. 7.8/10

Ugh. That ugly dress again, so out-dated, Alabama! You need some more fresh-er dresses, be more colorful to color the judges score sheet girl! 7.7/10

Pageant 101! The more I look at it, the more I think this dress as pageant-betty! With the huge earring, huge up-do hair, she really looks like a HUGE mess! 6.7/10

Ditch that thing at the back this dress would've been a fine or even gorgeous dress! The back tail thingy is way too heavy for the dress and she looked short? what is up with that? Or is she short? 7.6/10

Miss Nevada is so pretty but the dress is not. Ugh I hated this dress at the EG portrait and still hating it. I just hate the yellow ruffles at the bottom of the dress! She is pretty weak at this portion of the competition unfortunately. 7.8/10

Miss Louisiana looked gorgeous but idk if that blue is the best color for her! And that beads that goes all the way up to her neck is what's bothering me! I almost think that she is pregnant in this dress! The more I look at her, the more I see J.Lo! 8.0/10

Alright, she is so ready to join Miss USA....... 1996! My goodness, this dress is so So SO outdated and needs to be stored in museums soon! Don't get me even started with the hair.... 5.0/10

Yes, she looks pretty but that slit all the way up to her waist is too hoochie looking, guuurl! I'd rather have you re-wear what Anna (Miss Texas) wore in Miss USA 2011. At least that's classy not sleazy like this one! 6.9/10

While I don't have problem with the design of the dress, she looked pretty hawt in this red-hot dress but the cut is what I have a problem with! It's too short and guess what it showed?!?!?! Your toes overlappig your heels! What's up with half of these girls? They always wear shoes that are one size too small for their feet and the result is: (see the above) 8.0/10 (It could've been 9.2/10)

1) She needs to lose wight 2) She needs to re-evaluate that dress! The colors are just way too distracting! I don't get the ORANGE! I think this is one of the worst dresses this year. 5.3/10

Aiyaya........ She just joined Miss Rhode Island in the ultimate time travel machine to 1996, guys..... This is 2014 girl this design, this color is soooo 1996. Don't ruin your chances, please! You've been strong in every part of this competition except this one!!! I'm super dissapointed! 5.3/10

PS: amazing tan skin!