Miss Universe 2014 Candids

I swear everyday I keep refreshing every single social medias to get the updates and this is what I get--along with my precious comments, of course. Hola bitches!

Love Colombia!!!! She is always on point with her make up and wardrobe! She's definitely in to win it! I really liked that white jumpsuit on her, it's the perfect length and I love the open back. PERFECTO from head to toe! (did you notice I tried to make that last line rhyme?) lol as for Puerto Rico, she seems plain and a major downgrade from last year's Monic Perez. My problem with her is that she is very inconsistent. In some she looks okay, in some looks way too manly. Oh I'm gonna sound mean on this one but yeah she needs to lose some pounds. I hope she can prove me wrong on the preliminaries.

Trinidad and Tobago is absolutely stunning in that white jumpsuit. Guam is okay but still need to observe her more. Mexico looks stunning with the crop top! Egypt has shown some serious progression from the first night she was crowned (she was really bad) Philippines hasn't lived up to the hype and that red whatever is not helping her at all. India is stunning all round. Love her! Costa Rica is stunning but in some other pictures I really dislike her wardrobe choice. She needs to chill with the whole boobs thing, by the way. Nicaragua is nice but definitely overshadowed by the others. That dress is a no, by the way.

Stunning as always, our Miss USA, Nia Sanchez. Her smile is so radiant, it can be her tool.

Ukraine is stunning. I don't really like Australia this year. I can't point a finger, but something seems off. I heard she got two rounds of photoshoot? That isn't really fair.

Aside from Colombia, Russia is definitely a contender. I am rooting for you girl.

The roomies. Nia looks better, by miles.

Dayum Thailand! Her tallness really works in her favor. I don't really like that hip bone, though. But otherwise, she's an overall stunning woman. She just needs to keep up in the energy department. Angola hasn't send a delegate prettier than Leila.

She looks way too mature and that hair color doesn't suit her. Needs to be darker. No more blond, vorrei.

Three boring girls with an exception that Kenya has some edge to her. She's growing on me, slowly.

Japan is boring. India is short!! I'm so surprised! Indonesia looks better with no make-up. Her make-up has overdone her. Is that Nigeria? the fact that I don't even know where she's from is dangerous already. That means she's she's not memorable. Egypt is okay but I think she's clapping. Sorry.

Brazil is getting more and more plain to me. I hope she shines on preliminary. Kosovo has got the wrong hairstyle I think. It matured her.

Elvira seems to have a fun personality but that hair style.... mamamia. Hate it. She looks better with simple straight her.

My girl is stunning! Love Noyo!!! I just feel like the gown is too discolicious!

The hair is better on Elvira but Miss Panama is actually pretty! I just feel like her hair is a wig?!? And that dress looks cheap....

This is my ABSOLUTE favorite picture of the season!!!!! She nailed it hard!!!! If I were her, I would put this up as my profile picture for the next 5 months....

She's a pretty girl but the styling has gone way too far. She needs to stop! She was one of my faves but this dress is ugh. This style is ugh. Did you know that this dress was designed by the designer of Molly's winning gown? Why is contradicting to the amazing gown that Molly wore?

Did you know that Miss Finland LOST her luggage when arriving in Miami? Her roomie, that is Miss Norway, lend her some clothes before she finally got her stuff back (pictured above). What a nice roomie!

Singapore is pretty but that lips need to stop! Weknow you have a nice lips. Ukraine doesn't have the sexy lips Miss Singapore has though.

Love this candid moment. I am keeping an eye on this girl!

Stunning girl but short. Look that pants is way too long for her!

Slovenia is boring. Slovak Republic, as I said previously way before this pageant started, is absolutely STUNNING! Ethiopia was dethroned as MGI's 1st runner up but she looks like she doesn't give a damn about it. Indonesia--nice outfit but not loving the high heels boots. Argentina is stunning. Israel is so pretty! Hope she can do a revenge for last year unplacement.

Singapore that I love.

Both of this beauties look super expensive! Kazakhstan pulls the BIGGEST surprise for me! I am definitely wishing for Kazakhstan to place! Love Russia's outfir H-T (esp. the shoes).

Russia is serious about this pageant. Did you know that that gown itself costs USD 120,000?!?! Yes, folks, that is how much money you need if you want to buy Elie Saab's Haute Couture. And she looks like a million dollar in this gown, for sure! Make sure no one has any access to that gown, Russia! I bet you some jealous girls be like "I'm gonna tear that apart!"

I am gonna end this post with the 1000 Watt smile of Colombia's. PERFECT!

That's it for now, someone needs to actually work for a living. Ciao! xo